"Be yourself. Spread Good Vibes"

Things I Say While I'm Driving

  • Me: What the fuck are you doing. What. The fuck. Are you doing.
  • Me: NICE BLINKER ASSHOLE.
  • Me: Why the FUCK are we not even going to speed limit. Why.
  • Me: I AM GOING TEN MILES PER HOUR OVER THE SPEED LIMIT WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT
  • Me: Shit is that a cop? No.
  • Me: Shit THAT is a cop.
  • Me: /dinosaur screams/

mistitled:

I just want to have a cute relationship where I wear his hoodie because it smells of him and we would go for early morning walks at like 1 in the morning

(Source: mistitled, via magicul)