burgerkid:

burgerkid:

burgerkid:

Who does a pharaoh talk to when he’s sad?

His mummy.

i lost 10 followers already

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whirra:

masturbate and cum while you’re taking a bath, that way you can swim around in your sperm :)

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gnny:

are you ever looking at weird stuff on the internet and ur paranoid its going to end up on facebook somehow because facebook is connected to like everything

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boredhottie:

i wouldn’t be grumpy if i was high all the time

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chaneltbh:

i’m just tired and sad and want to makeout with you

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flash 9 is required to suck my dick

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