envycamacho:

do you ever just get so zoned into your music that you forget that you’re staring at someone’s dick or that you’re walking in a crowded hallway or that life is real

(via magicul)

whores:

whores:

Don’t cry because its over

cry because you’re ugly

(Source: eudaldo, via magicul)

tupacabra:

mom: you can’t lie in bed all day and do nothing you have chores to do

me:

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me: close my door on your way out

(via the-absolute-funniest-posts)